Hairy Scumbag - Drain Maintainer


Think of Hairy Scumbag as fibre for your drains and pipes; it keeps things moving and regular with no more boiling of kettles or nasty chemicals. Just pour this liquid goodness down your plug holes  regularly to ensure things remain hair and scum free. 

Use Dr. Dre’n in the first instance to unblock your slow moving drain or sink – a natural laxative if you please - and use Hairy Scumbag as a maintainer. 

Simply dissolve Hairy Scumbag in 1 litre jug of warm water and pour approx 250ml down each plug hole. Allow 4 hours before you use the sink or drain to let the enzymes and our million little helpers to do their work. pH neutral and completely biodegradable. In the words of The Pogues, “you scumbag, you maggot, you drain maintaining bragger”. Or something like that.

Get your lab coat with lots of pens in the top pocket. The initial clean is mainly done by fermentation extracts, enzymes and green surfactants. Fermentation extracts are produced by bacteria and added into our products to give that immediate cleaning action. Our highly biodegradable actives instantly lift dirt, oil or grease and grime from the surfaces.

Simultaneously, our lab made fermentation extracts break down dirt and grime making them even easier to dissolve in water. Finally, our natural bacteria digest the newly dissolved grime, which eliminates residual odours and they continue cleaning days after the initial clean. We call them ‘a million little helpers’.



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