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Keeps your pipes, drains and plug holes hair and scum free
Hairy scumbag doesn’t solve your drain problems, it prevents them from happening! This orange wonder makes sure that things keep on moving without boiling kettles or nasty chemicals. Use regularly to ensure drains remain hair and scum free. Use Dr. Dre’n in the first instance to speed up your slow-moving drain or sink – a natural laxative if you please - and use Hairy Scumbag as a maintainer.
sugar, precipitated silica, citrus oil, bacteria, (food-grade) dye, pH Neutral & completely biodegradable
Simply dissolve Hairy Scumbag in 1 litre jug of warm water and pour approx 250ml down each plug hole. Allow 4 hours before you use the sink or drain to let the enzymes and bacteria to do their work. In the words of The Pogues, “you (hairy) scumbag, you maggot, you drain maintaining bragger”. Or something like that.
This should be the norm. Rest assured, MACK has considered the environment and sustainability as the foundations of the business.
Powered by good bacteria:
It doesn’t get much more natural than bacteria. We use nature's cleaners. They eat grime and multiply, baby
Vegan and cruelty free:
Of course they’re vegan, but no good as a butter alternative for your toast. What’s that saying? Wouldn’t harm a fly
Go with the flow:
All our things are 100% biodegradable. So if you’re going to fly tip, use MACK
Why would we include VOC’s? We don’t want to make anyone ill. There’s enough non-harmful ingredients out there.
Powered by good bacteria
Grab your lab coat. The initial clean is done by enzymes and surfactants that lift grime, before the natural bacteria begin to eat and multiply, destroying odors and nasty sh*t.